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sorelatable:

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BOWL OF COOKIES & CREAM ICE CREAM

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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thehappysorceress:

always reblog

knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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anus:

spotting a hot person

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viewtifulash:

e-lamia-vita:

trillrosemafia:

blvck-qod:

stunningpicture:

Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965

Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.

Even back then

*FLATLINES*

FUCK

LMAO

teenscoolest:

i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.

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saygoodbyetothese:

markruffalo:

Poor Banner

Mark Ruffalo is reblogging gifs of himself and commenting on his characters. My life is complete.

fun123joker:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

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